a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into
some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know
“Little did the reader know that the author’s dad routinely abused her, and kept up an affair with the school teacher. The school teacher knew of the molestation but didn’t say anything out of her love for the author’s father. Lisa was protecting this girl, because Lisa was also a victim of sexual abuse from her father as well.”
ARE WE ALL IGNORING HOW UTTERLY FUCKING CREEPY THIS IS HOLY SHIT
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
Can demons cross the ocean even though it’s salt water?
ahhh…. that is an excellent question
They can possess humans although we’re 0.15% salt
Saltwater is 3.5% salt so I mean at what point is it Too Much Salt?
I’m gonna need a demon, a spare demon, some salt, a precise scale, water, a trap, and a pool
I’m on it.